In the Absence of Facebook

(Random and irrelevant thoughts I would have put on Facebook…if I was still on Facebook. Check in often.)

When Dolph Lundgren is standing over one of the heroes of your current Netflix binge-show saying “I must break you,” you know you’ve found a great show. #Chuck #Winning

(9/22/16)

I can’t focus on my reading about the symphony and symphony orchestra because I can’t stop singing “Baby Shark” (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) #ProblemsINeverSawComing

(8/31/16)

Oh man. I forgot Hailey was supposed to take a rock to school today! #ProblemsINeverSawComing

(8/31/16)

Guys, I have “The Real Slim Shady” stuck in my head (Please stand up. Please stand up). Why? This is not how I spent my early 2000’s.

(8/22/16)

“All around the tra-a-mp-oline, the mommy chased the weasel. Weasel got in mo-o-mmy’s way. Down goes the weasel!” (Obviously, Hannah is the weasel.)

(8/16/16)

We’re studying the book of Job in our morning Bible time right now. Let me paraphrase for you the last line of Job 31:40, and also my new favorite passage of scripture:

“Job, out.”

I kid you not, that’s what it says. Look it up.

(8/15/16)